Who Doesn't Like Hooters?

Not me, that's for sure. And I'm not talking about the low-rent restaurant chain with the tackily dressed call girls working as waitresses; I'm talking about nice, round, fleshy boobs. Hurray!

Show me a person who says they don't love boobies, and I'll show you a liar. Men love them. Women love them. Children love them. Hell, at least half of all homosexuals even love them. I mean, shit; it's a proven scientific fact that babies who aren't fed via the hot tit injection turn out to be psychopathic killers! So... Viva la Boobies!!!

Incidentally, if any of this blog's female readers would like to send me pictures of their hooters, they certainly wouldn't wind up in my junk mail folder. If you know what I'm saying.