Get The Hell Out Of The Left Lane

Seriously, what is it with you retards? Puttering along, sometimes not even doing the goddamned speed limit, and god's holy bunghole forbid you should ever get the hell out of the way of faster traffic, no matter how wide the football field is to the right of you!!

Schmucks. One of these days I'm going to toss a firebomb right through your windshields. Then we'll see who's playing it safe, you worthless speedaphobics.