Pigs Suck

Guess who just got a speeding ticket? Here's a hint -- you're reading his blog right now.

The pig "caught" me doing 63 in a 45 zone. On a six-lane, non-residential roadway. What bullshit. Especially considering that the only people who drive slower than 60 in such conditions are old women and retards. Of which I am neither.

At any rate, it's $80 down the drain. Guess I'll have to forego my usual Saturday night prostitute this week. In the meantime, here's hoping that pig catches cancer from his radar gun. Testicular cancer.