Finally, A Video Game Worth Getting Excited About

Hell yes. A brand new Duck Hunt is coming our way, which explains the joy-related load of crap currently squishing around in my pants.

I can't wait. With the super-realistic graphics in these "next-gen" video game consoles, sitting directly in front of my 108" plasma TV while blasting ducks at pointblank range will finally be the gorefest I always imagined it to be back when I was a kid. God bless the Mario brothers, and god bless Duck Hunt. Amen.