Bigger Than Daddy

Hey, I'm back again. Two posts in one night, huh? I wonder if that's some kind of blogging record. No matter, 'cause poppa's got a joke for you. Here goes.

So Dick Cheney and the Bush Twins, Barbara and Jenna, are going at it in the White House pantry. We're talking full-on porno sex, with Cheney sticking it to Jenna something fierce, and Babs giving her daddy's V.P. the rim job of his life.

Finally, Jenna can't take no more, and in the heat of the moment she bellows, "Oh my god, Uncle Dick! You're so much bigger than daddy! So much bigger than daddy!!"

Then Barbara pokes her head out from between Cheney's buttcheeks and giggles -- "And your asshole tastes a lot better, too!!!"

Ha ha ha! Get it? It means they've had sex with their dad, President George W. Bush! Analingus, too! Man, now that's funny!

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p.s. I can't take credit for that joke. It's an old Watergate-era piece, originally starring Trish or Julie Nixon, along with G. Gordon Liddy. I am, however, the one who updated it, put both daughters in the same room, and added some ass-eating. No aging hippie is getting credit for that, amigos.

p.p.s. It should also be noted that I wouldn't normally tell a joke like this about a Republican President -- hell, I once put a schoolmate in the hospital when he told me the original Nixon version. But that Bush is no Republican. He's a goddamn Jesus-crazed, spend-happy lunatic, and he frightens me to death.